How Is It Done?

Really. How do you get any work done at all when both kids are awake? Seriously. Tell me.

*Edit two hours later: I figured it out. Attach the small one to your body. Sweat profusely. And then turn on the television. Because I'm only human. And even if the 2 1/2-year-old follows you from room to room before running back to watch The Wild Kratts, you can take solace in the fact that he learned that pigeons eat old french fries. Or something.